| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #657 | Crimbuck | 1,444 |
| #26 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1,111 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #42 | Valentine | 1,444 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #10 | broken cellular phone | 1,111 |
| #314 | duct tape | 126 |
| 🥈 | dusty left kneecap | 633 |
| #4 | dusty left thumb | 188 |
| #4 | dusty right kneecap | 266 |
| 🥈 | dusty right thumb | 393 |
| #5 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 188 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #16 | evil golden arches | 600 |
| #533 | fake fake vomit | 60 |
| #782 | fat stacks of cash | 6 |
| #9 | foolscap fool's cap | 2,666 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |