| #407 | "DRINK ME" potion | 17 |
| #530 | 1-ball | 8 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #347 | 2-ball | 13 |
| #453 | 3-ball | 10 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #1083 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #361 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #568 | 8-ball | 36 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #136 | Ancient Protector Soda | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1352 | Angry Farmer candy | 14 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #62 | Bram's choker | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #184 | Crimbot battery | 5 |
| #60 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 92 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #58 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 94 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 94 |
| #64 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 27 |
| #65 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 85 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #67 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 27 |
| #60 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 88 |
| #69 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 24 |
| #59 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 83 |
| #242 | Friendliness Beverage | 6 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #28 | Temps Tempranillo | 17 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #384 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #61 | accord ion | 5 |
| #69 | accordionoid rocca | 3 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #95 | adder | 22 |
| #539 | adder bladder | 6 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #333 | all-purpose cleaner | 13 |
| #102 | amok pudding | 5 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #952 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 5 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #272 | ancient frozen dinner | 8 |
| #127 | ancient ice cream scoop | 5 |
| #128 | ancient poisoned dart | 22 |
| #355 | ancient protein powder | 10 |
| #277 | ancient spice | 8 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #170 | ant agonist | 20 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #139 | ant rake | 3 |
| #163 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #323 | anti-anti-antidote | 7 |
| #768 | anticheese | 3 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #563 | antique greaves | 5 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #664 | antique helmet | 3 |
| #143 | antique machete | 3 |
| #207 | antique packet of ketchup | 9 |
| #581 | antique shield | 5 |
| #605 | antique spear | 5 |
| #370 | armgun | 3 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #426 | black pension check | 5 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #116 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | bumblebee marble | 5 |
| #35 | choco-Crimbot | 146 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #171 | extra-greasy slider | 14 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #18 | lemonade marble | 12 |
| #193 | massive gemstone | 10 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #141 | nugget of Crimbonium | 25 |
| #76 | perl necklace | 5 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #632 | pink candy heart | 12 |
| #110 | red China marble | 3 |
| #360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #176 | slimy alveolus | 2 |
| #338 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 13 |
| #309 | slimy sweetbreads | 16 |
| #148 | soggy used band-aid | 3 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #13 | thyme jelly donut | 23 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |