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| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #280 | Black No. 2 | 21 |
| #479 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 4 |
| #1202 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #67 | Crimbo pie | 65 |
| #60 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 7 |
| #33 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 53 |
| #536 | Meleegra™ pills | 13 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1645 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #50 | barrrnacle | 251 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #167 | black cherry soda | 2 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #565 | black forest cake | 2 |
| #370 | black greaves | 5 |
| #267 | black helmet | 9 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #526 | black pension check | 2 |
| #409 | black pepper | 3 |
| #334 | black picnic basket | 3 |
| #618 | black pixel | 17 |
| #425 | black pudding | 4 |
| #399 | black shield | 4 |
| #613 | black snake skin | 4 |
| #592 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #390 | black sword | 5 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #2231 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #383 | brown sugar cane | 8 |
| #149 | can of black paint | 2 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1641 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #54 | concentrated magicalness pill | 52 |
| #1470 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1425 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1222 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #3287 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1638 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #37 | giant stuffed bugbear | 2 |
| #607 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #588 | hot date | 2 |
| #1661 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #5 | juniper berries | 4,795 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #936 | magical ice cubes | 6 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #186 | mother's little helper | 26 |
| #29 | munchies pill | 50 |
| #10 | patent antipsychotics | 751 |
| #1512 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1240 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #2137 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #34 | strawberry pie | 108 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8889 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #99 | tarrrnish charrrm | 34 |
| #451 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1748 | whoopie cushion | 2 |