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| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #279 | Black No. 2 | 21 |
| #479 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 4 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #66 | Crimbo pie | 65 |
| #58 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 7 |
| #33 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 53 |
| #536 | Meleegra™ pills | 13 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1648 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #50 | barrrnacle | 251 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #398 | black & tan | 3 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #165 | black cherry soda | 2 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #564 | black forest cake | 2 |
| #370 | black greaves | 5 |
| #266 | black helmet | 9 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #526 | black pension check | 2 |
| #409 | black pepper | 3 |
| #333 | black picnic basket | 3 |
| #618 | black pixel | 17 |
| #422 | black pudding | 4 |
| #397 | black shield | 4 |
| #614 | black snake skin | 4 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #390 | black sword | 5 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #2230 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #385 | brown sugar cane | 8 |
| #150 | can of black paint | 2 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #53 | concentrated magicalness pill | 52 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1219 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1635 | fake hand | 2 |
| #37 | giant stuffed bugbear | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #589 | hot date | 2 |
| #1664 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #5 | juniper berries | 4,795 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #1563 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #925 | magical ice cubes | 6 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #186 | mother's little helper | 26 |
| #30 | munchies pill | 50 |
| #10 | patent antipsychotics | 751 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1240 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #33 | strawberry pie | 108 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #99 | tarrrnish charrrm | 34 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |