| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1504 | Crimbuck | 178 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spooky Putty monster | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #570 | astral mushroom | 11 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #140 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #610 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #111 | duct tape wallet | 28 |
| #134 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 104 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #597 | herbs | 11 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #33 | imitation crab meat | 200 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #93 | rough fish scale | 9 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #134 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #225 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #149 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #207 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #136 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #124 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #123 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #128 | sea radish | 1 |
| #120 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #561 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 11 |
| #515 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |