| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1013 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 3 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #1060 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 2 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #315 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #292 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #892 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #1320 | ice-cold Willer | 5 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1300 | pretty flower | 9 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1771 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1174 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #160 | yeti fur | 1,875 |