| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1012 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 3 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1060 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 2 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #285 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #290 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #894 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #1323 | ice-cold Willer | 5 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1296 | pretty flower | 9 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1768 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #160 | yeti fur | 1,875 |