| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #340 | Mad Train wine | 292 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #341 | bum cheek | 52 |
| #415 | can of Red Minotaur | 9 |
| #1345 | candy cane | 24 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #226 | dirty hobo gloves | 115 |
| #56 | eggnog | 311 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #369 | moxie weed | 54 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |