| #340 | Amulet of Yendor | 69 |
| #311 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 159 |
| #411 | bag of airline peanuts | 74 |
| #263 | black candy heart | 44 |
| #319 | black-and-blue light | 169 |
| #336 | blue plasma ball | 158 |
| #466 | brick | 83 |
| #312 | cheap studded belt | 154 |
| #427 | clown hammer | 68 |
| #298 | cymbal syrup | 33 |
| #360 | defective skull | 67 |
| #17 | divine blowout | 4,209 |
| #18 | divine can of silly string | 4,346 |
| #25 | divine champagne flute | 908 |
| #22 | divine champagne popper | 682 |
| #23 | divine cracker | 866 |
| #20 | divine noisemaker | 4,425 |
| #304 | encoder ring | 62 |
| #497 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 58 |
| #485 | fake fake vomit | 69 |
| #400 | fake hand | 70 |
| #301 | flavored foot massage oil | 158 |
| #278 | foam dart | 183 |
| #367 | jazz soap | 81 |
| #427 | joybuzzer | 73 |
| #25 | llama lama gong | 762 |
| #400 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 75 |
| #271 | mood ring | 42 |
| #106 | personal massager | 359 |
| #382 | personalized coffee mug | 164 |
| #299 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 90 |
| #443 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 70 |
| #418 | rubber emo roe | 78 |
| #277 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 170 |
| #13 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1,959 |
| #396 | whoopie cushion | 82 |
| #435 | wind-up chattering teeth | 74 |
| #355 | x-ray specs | 64 |
| #457 | yellow snowcone | 75 |