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| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #682 | Crimboween memo | 16 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #355 | Elfin shortbread | 2 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #201 | Mad Train wine | 542 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1216 | Trollhouse cookies | 2 |
| #427 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 103 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #45 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 16 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #526 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #514 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 17 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #383 | fortune cookie | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1149 | jar of swamp gas | 3 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1457 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #23 | not-a-pipe | 80 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #91 | patent antipsychotics | 10 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #92 | stuffed angry cow | 295 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #68 | ten-leaf clover | 824 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #92 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 337 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #341 | toothbrush | 2 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #466 | valuable trinket | 175 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #624 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #210 | white lightning | 75 |