| #71 | 1,970 carat gold | 11 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #101 | Ambitious Turkey | 3 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #545 | Crimbuck | 1,990 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #93 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 11 |
| #415 | Gnollish pie tin | 6 |
| #47 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 11 |
| #85 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 958 |
| #6 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 3,299 |
| #114 | Microplushie: Bropane | 113 |
| #96 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 43 |
| #106 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 53 |
| #144 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 19 |
| #140 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 73 |
| #112 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 132 |
| #215 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 6 |
| #112 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 60 |
| #113 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 139 |
| #91 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 89 |
| #146 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 81 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #63 | New Age healing crystal | 37 |
| #28 | New Age hurting crystal | 37 |
| #49 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 37 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #21 | Red Roger's red left foot | 3 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #122 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| #95 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
| #59 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #20 | black Crimbo ball | 1,982 |
| #269 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #80 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #17 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 11 |
| #108 | casino pass | 38 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #65 | cosmetic football | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #136 | fireball | 1 |
| #235 | flan del mar | 3 |
| #496 | ga-ga radio | 2 |
| #124 | giant turkey leg | 4 |
| #62 | glass of bourbon | 10 |
| #742 | green snowcone | 2 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #488 | heart-shaped balloon | 11 |
| #44 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #58 | hot mint schnocolate | 5 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #363 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 4 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #416 | marshmallow | 37 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #39 | miming beret | 2 |
| #61 | nachos of the night | 1 |
| #236 | negative lump | 69 |
| #163 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #206 | radio button candy | 5 |
| #31 | raw bread | 11 |
| #34 | raw mincemeat | 11 |
| #34 | raw sweet potato | 11 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #18 | self-dribbling basketball | 1 |
| #32 | silent M | 32 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| 🥈 | space marine flash grenade | 1,168 |
| #57 | spaghetti with ghost balls | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #58 | tennis ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 9,415 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #19 | white Crimbo ball | 1,982 |