| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1522 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #17 | cocktail onion | 470 |
| #183 | frigid mote | 4 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1494 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #42 | meat paste | 1,040,000 |
| #20 | meat stack | 250,000 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |