| #687 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #1082 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #382 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 7 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1096 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 2 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1268 | awful poetry journal | 12 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #871 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 12 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #850 | cog | 9 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #628 | decorative fountain | 3 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #877 | dry noodles | 8 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |