| #688 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #851 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #834 | 8-ball | 17 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #874 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #361 | handful of hand chalk | 80 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1642 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #804 | pool cue | 3 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |