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| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #164 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 10 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #284 | baggie of powdered sugar | 80 |
| #25 | ballroom blintz | 707 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #452 | box of sunshine | 774 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #15 | buoybottoms | 78 |
| #46 | burnt flower | 666 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #18 | costume sword | 60 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #720 | delicious salad | 43 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #19 | enormous hoop earring | 98 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #223 | fruitcake | 100 |
| #24 | gold lamé pants | 48 |
| 🥇 | grassy cutlass | 6,878 |
| #17 | grungy bandana | 85 |
| #19 | grungy flannel shirt | 34 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #79 | muculent machete | 2 |
| #171 | really dense meat stack | 33 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #542 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #346 | solid gold bowling ball | 53 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #13 | true grit | 219 |
| #848 | white chocolate chips | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |