ErsatzMortar

RankItemQuantity
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#15Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield2
#139cold wad25
#123hot wad74
#130sleaze wad36
#482steamy ruby1
#287stench nuggets3
#120stench wad84
#268twinkly wad903
#417unearthly onyx1

Wow, that's 1,131 items total!

what items are this player missing?