| #1119 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #652 | Angry Farmer candy | 97 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #473 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 74 |
| #1256 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 11 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #510 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 21 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #584 | awful poetry journal | 116 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #504 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 6 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #870 | broken skull | 6 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #531 | chaos butterfly | 231 |
| #631 | diamond-studded cane | 5 |
| #599 | disturbing fanfic | 128 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #518 | enormous belt buckle | 3 |
| #652 | fancy bath salts | 6 |
| #406 | furry fur | 162 |
| #364 | giant needle | 107 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #463 | gob of wet hair | 20 |
| #646 | handful of hand chalk | 22 |
| #373 | heavy D | 171 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #853 | loose teeth | 23 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #19 | onion shurikens | 380 |
| #381 | original G | 165 |
| #425 | phonics down | 144 |
| #554 | plot hole | 100 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #344 | probability potion | 144 |
| #368 | procrastination potion | 132 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #571 | ridiculously huge sword | 12 |
| #1334 | roll of toilet paper | 22 |
| #575 | ruby W | 11 |
| #745 | skeleton bone | 25 |
| #661 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 100 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #583 | super-spiky hair gel | 97 |
| #343 | taco shell | 25 |
| #461 | thin black candle | 291 |
| #1008 | tiny house | 50 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #554 | titanium assault umbrella | 10 |
| #574 | wolf mask | 19 |
| #520 | wussiness potion | 16 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |