| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #900 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #653 | Angry Farmer candy | 97 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #472 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 74 |
| #1257 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 11 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #509 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 21 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #585 | awful poetry journal | 116 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #505 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 6 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #869 | broken skull | 6 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #531 | chaos butterfly | 231 |
| #631 | diamond-studded cane | 5 |
| #599 | disturbing fanfic | 128 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #517 | enormous belt buckle | 3 |
| #650 | fancy bath salts | 6 |
| #406 | furry fur | 162 |
| #363 | giant needle | 107 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #463 | gob of wet hair | 20 |
| #643 | handful of hand chalk | 22 |
| #373 | heavy D | 171 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #852 | loose teeth | 23 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #19 | onion shurikens | 380 |
| #380 | original G | 165 |
| #425 | phonics down | 144 |
| #555 | plot hole | 100 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #343 | probability potion | 144 |
| #367 | procrastination potion | 132 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #570 | ridiculously huge sword | 12 |
| #1332 | roll of toilet paper | 22 |
| #575 | ruby W | 11 |
| #744 | skeleton bone | 25 |
| #662 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 100 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #582 | super-spiky hair gel | 97 |
| #343 | taco shell | 25 |
| #460 | thin black candle | 291 |
| #1010 | tiny house | 50 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #553 | titanium assault umbrella | 10 |
| #575 | wolf mask | 19 |
| #520 | wussiness potion | 16 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |