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#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#82	astral badger	1
#437	bow	1
#500	box of sunshine	666
#45	pet rock	134
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#42	time helmet	1
#141	time sword	1
#43	time trousers	1