| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #495 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #845 | awful poetry journal | 50 |
| #722 | chaos butterfly | 100 |
| #869 | disturbing fanfic | 50 |
| #521 | furry fur | 100 |
| #472 | heavy D | 100 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #39 | live lobster | 56 |
| #459 | original G | 100 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #555 | plot hole | 100 |
| #418 | procrastination potion | 100 |
| #709 | thin black candle | 100 |
| #123 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 213 |