| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #613 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 7 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #900 | Crimboween memo | 12 |
| #507 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 5 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #478 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 24 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #376 | anticheese | 14 |
| #613 | antique greaves | 4 |
| #480 | antique helmet | 9 |
| #555 | antique shield | 6 |
| #607 | antique spear | 5 |
| #487 | arrrgyle socks | 4 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #1085 | awful poetry journal | 23 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1591 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #298 | batblade | 10 |
| #726 | bloody clown pants | 3 |
| #4502 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #792 | bugbear beanie | 3 |
| #894 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #1206 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #369 | cardboard wakizashi | 5 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #537 | chopsticks | 4 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #911 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #3590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4484 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #3212 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1668 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #2041 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2022 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1288 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1494 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #1396 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1630 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1184 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |