| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1074 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| 🥇 | Gordon Bennett | 2,307 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #299 | M-242 | 30 |
| #850 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #45 | astral mushroom | 558 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #495 | bottle of goofballs | 52 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #3067 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #41 | candy cane | 1,554 |
| #92 | candy stake | 50 |
| #54 | chocolate box | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #21 | cool mushroom wine | 16 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #215 | gloomy mushroom wine | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #60 | hamethyst | 100 |
| #641 | heart-shaped balloon | 6 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #109 | icy mushroom wine | 3 |
| #9 | jumbo olive | 1,337 |
| #93 | knoll mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1452 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #67 | mimosette | 10 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #15 | old coin purse | 2,759 |
| #16 | old leather wallet | 2,738 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
| #1431 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1616 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #281 | snake | 28 |
| #274 | sparkler | 30 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #73 | tin star | 4 |
| #502 | white balloon | 4 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |