| #99 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,942 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #67 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,818 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #69 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,841 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #115 | awful poetry journal | 1,855 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #747 | black striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #108 | blue plastic oyster egg | 41 |
| #433 | carob chunk noodles | 3 |
| #127 | chaos butterfly | 3,332 |
| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #217 | coconut shell | 303 |
| #132 | disturbing fanfic | 1,822 |
| #207 | dry noodles | 751 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #84 | furry fur | 2,457 |
| #87 | giant needle | 1,275 |
| #64 | heavy D | 2,538 |
| #186 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #235 | little paper umbrella | 337 |
| #216 | magical ice cubes | 290 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #76 | original G | 2,470 |
| #87 | plot hole | 3,417 |
| #63 | probability potion | 1,858 |
| #54 | procrastination potion | 1,935 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #127 | puce plastic oyster egg | 23 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #578 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #333 | scrumptious reagent | 291 |
| #2597 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2632 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1863 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #2828 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2411 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2600 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3407 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #2574 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2073 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #1780 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #2794 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2493 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #2454 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #2776 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3059 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #97 | thin black candle | 3,984 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #900 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #1190 | tiny house | 27 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2243 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2022 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2037 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1660 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #482 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 4 |
| #262 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 20 |