| #100 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,942 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #67 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,818 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #69 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,841 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #115 | awful poetry journal | 1,855 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #747 | black striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #108 | blue plastic oyster egg | 41 |
| #434 | carob chunk noodles | 3 |
| #127 | chaos butterfly | 3,332 |
| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #220 | coconut shell | 303 |
| #132 | disturbing fanfic | 1,822 |
| #210 | dry noodles | 751 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #84 | furry fur | 2,457 |
| #87 | giant needle | 1,275 |
| #64 | heavy D | 2,538 |
| #186 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #236 | little paper umbrella | 337 |
| #217 | magical ice cubes | 290 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #789 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #76 | original G | 2,470 |
| #87 | plot hole | 3,417 |
| #63 | probability potion | 1,858 |
| #54 | procrastination potion | 1,935 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #127 | puce plastic oyster egg | 23 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1083 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #578 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #334 | scrumptious reagent | 291 |
| #2602 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2635 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #2343 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1862 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #3987 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #2831 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2415 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2603 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3408 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #2577 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2076 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #3419 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #1781 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #2796 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2496 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #2460 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #2778 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3060 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #97 | thin black candle | 3,984 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #899 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #1189 | tiny house | 27 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #1391 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2774 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2060 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2260 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2559 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2246 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2012 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2525 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2024 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1816 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2042 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1663 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #483 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 4 |
| #262 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 20 |