| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #1016 | baggie of powdered sugar | 4 |
| #124 | barbed-wire fence | 74 |
| #2676 | box of sunshine | 37 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |