| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #852 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 7 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #789 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1396 | awful poetry journal | 9 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #15 | basic meat fez | 20 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #597 | f3d0r4 | 6 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #658 | gr8ps | 2 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #52 | papotion of papower | 12 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #364 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #986 | stolen accordion | 15 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |