| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #96 | Cloaca-Cola | 500 |
| #90 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 25 |
| #132 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 15 |
| #62 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 38 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #484 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 129 |
| #168 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 17 |
| #53 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 33 |
| #60 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 28 |
| #115 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 35 |
| #39 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 42 |
| #10 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 127 |
| #855 | Knob Goblin love potion | 3 |
| #380 | Knob Goblin perfume | 7 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #127 | Rock Pops | 407 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #511 | black candy heart | 11 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #259 | bottle of rum | 253 |
| #721 | box of sunshine | 420 |
| #200 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 72 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #5 | frilly shirt | 126 |
| 🥇 | frilly skirt | 100,285 |
| #514 | green candy heart | 21 |
| #55 | green candygram | 17 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #134 | hot buttered roll | 4 |
| #450 | lavender candy heart | 34 |
| #89 | lavender candygram | 7 |
| #346 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #585 | orange candy heart | 25 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #528 | pink candy heart | 25 |
| #104 | pink candygram | 7 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #611 | stuffed gray blob | 50 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #164 | tin magnolia | 51 |
| #570 | white candy heart | 22 |
| #107 | white candygram | 6 |
| #599 | yellow candy heart | 31 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |