| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1859 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 3 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #1108 | broken skull | 2 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #159 | lumbering jack | 2 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1251 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |