| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |