| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1296 | Mad Train wine | 10 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #417 | disintegrating sheet music | 2 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |