| #911 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #747 | 4-ball | 4 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #785 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #800 | 7-ball | 4 |
| #1423 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #439 | Black No. 2 | 9 |
| #281 | a little sump'm sump'm | 10 |
| #805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
| #352 | ancient frozen dinner | 5 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #411 | ant agonist | 4 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #445 | antique greaves | 10 |
| #388 | antique helmet | 14 |
| #467 | antique spear | 10 |
| #754 | awful poetry journal | 65 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #341 | black greaves | 6 |
| #364 | black helmet | 5 |
| #283 | black pension check | 14 |
| #160 | black picnic basket | 12 |
| #248 | black shield | 10 |
| #241 | black sword | 11 |
| #296 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 18 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #178 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 5 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #203 | bottle of antifreeze | 5 |
| #316 | bottle of popskull | 6 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #445 | bronzed locust | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1102 | roll of toilet paper | 36 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2852 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #1803 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 28 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2015 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2500 | stuffed cocoabo | 19 |
| #2390 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2951 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2574 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2889 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #2945 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #2118 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2962 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #2359 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2550 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |