| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #492 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 11 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #265 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 11 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 23 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #468 | acid-squirting flower | 6 |
| #774 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 9 |
| #375 | arrrgyle socks | 6 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #246 | barskin hat | 2 |
| #472 | batblade | 4 |
| #528 | big red clown nose | 9 |
| #533 | bloody clown pants | 7 |
| #449 | bugbear beanie | 11 |
| #532 | bugbear bungguard | 8 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #668 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #80 | chrome staff | 7 |
| #220 | chrome sword | 4 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #127 | clockwork key | 12 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #114 | clockwork sphere | 2 |
| #35 | clockwork spine | 2 |
| #623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #632 | cornuthaum | 3 |
| #412 | crowbarrr | 4 |
| #506 | dead guy's watch | 10 |
| #407 | diamond-studded cane | 12 |
| #363 | draggin' ball hat | 17 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #387 | giant discarded bottlecap | 13 |
| #787 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #551 | giant needle | 39 |
| #492 | giant pinky ring | 30 |
| #323 | huge spoon | 5 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #303 | safarrri hat | 6 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #112 | star buckler | 3 |
| #213 | star crossbow | 5 |
| #157 | star hat | 11 |
| #115 | star pants | 3 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #189 | star staff | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #152 | star sword | 5 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #428 | titanium assault umbrella | 17 |
| #726 | viking helmet | 5 |
| #600 | vorpal blade | 4 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |