| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #493 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 11 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #265 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 11 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #511 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 23 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1744 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #470 | acid-squirting flower | 6 |
| #774 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 9 |
| #377 | arrrgyle socks | 6 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1747 | badass belt | 31 |
| #245 | barskin hat | 2 |
| #474 | batblade | 4 |
| #530 | big red clown nose | 9 |
| #533 | bloody clown pants | 7 |
| #448 | bugbear beanie | 11 |
| #533 | bugbear bungguard | 8 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #672 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #80 | chrome staff | 7 |
| #222 | chrome sword | 4 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #127 | clockwork key | 12 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #114 | clockwork sphere | 2 |
| #35 | clockwork spine | 2 |
| #623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #634 | cornuthaum | 3 |
| #413 | crowbarrr | 4 |
| #508 | dead guy's watch | 10 |
| #408 | diamond-studded cane | 12 |
| #364 | draggin' ball hat | 17 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #390 | giant discarded bottlecap | 13 |
| #790 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #552 | giant needle | 39 |
| #493 | giant pinky ring | 30 |
| #326 | huge spoon | 5 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #304 | safarrri hat | 6 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #112 | star buckler | 3 |
| #213 | star crossbow | 5 |
| #158 | star hat | 11 |
| #115 | star pants | 3 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #190 | star staff | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #152 | star sword | 5 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #1467 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #429 | titanium assault umbrella | 17 |
| #727 | viking helmet | 5 |
| #602 | vorpal blade | 4 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |