| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #15 | Cookbook of the Damned | 37 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #30 | Necrotelicomnicon | 37 |
| #78 | Sinful Desires | 10 |
| #583 | acoustic guitarrr | 4 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #5 | infernal toilet brush | 140 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #8 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1,281 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| 🥉 | pitchfork | 3,271 |
| #34 | thermos of brew | 10 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #4 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4,434 |
| #36 | witch hat | 15 |