| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #538 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 9 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #870 | awful poetry journal | 46 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #793 | disturbing fanfic | 65 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1724 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1011 | spooky eyeliner | 2 |
| #1026 | spooky lipstick | 2 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |