| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #326 | 33398 scroll | 59 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #488 | Rock Pops | 110 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #781 | candied yams | 11 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #222 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
| #525 | radium-flavored potato chips | 69 |
| #1312 | roll of toilet paper | 23 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #348 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 116 |