| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |