| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Goblin steroids | 178 |
| #39 | Mountain Stream soda | 3,436 |
| #95 | Ram's Face Lager | 791 |
| #1721 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1083 | fake fake vomit | 18 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #70 | outrageous sombrero | 4 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1364 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 8 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1515 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #376 | string of blue beads | 30 |
| #360 | string of green beads | 31 |
| #291 | string of red beads | 37 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #73 | tin star | 4 |
| #1125 | whoopie cushion | 17 |