| #39 | Batfellow comic | 5 |
| #7 | Chinese curse words | 183 |
| #8 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3,467 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #11 | Red Fox glove | 250 |
| #15 | Swizzler | 1,639 |
| #4 | The Jokester's gun | 106 |
| #10 | The Jokester's pants | 96 |
| #14 | The Jokester's wig | 79 |
| #13 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 21 |
| #8 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 22 |
| #21 | alabaster bishop | 2 |
| #28 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #23 | alabaster knight | 2 |
| #19 | alabaster pawn | 8 |
| #28 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #25 | alabaster rook | 2 |
| #8 | barrelhead | 121 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #4 | bottoms of the barrel | 131 |
| #595 | box of sunshine | 536 |
| #11 | cheap Chinese beer | 162 |
| #9 | chest barrel | 118 |
| 🥈 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2,962 |
| #8 | cursed breeches | 24 |
| #7 | cursed cutlass | 31 |
| #12 | cursed eyepatch | 20 |
| #57 | cursed piece of thirteen | 21 |
| #12 | dead meat bun | 137 |
| #8 | frozen mushroom | 2,562 |
| #5 | gloomy black mushroom | 2,435 |
| 🥉 | magical battery | 4 |
| #18 | onyx bishop | 2 |
| #27 | onyx king | 1 |
| #28 | onyx knight | 2 |
| #17 | onyx pawn | 8 |
| #28 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #19 | onyx rook | 2 |
| #31 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #12 | replica bat-oomerang | 283 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #5 | rubber gloves | 402 |
| 🥈 | sprinkles | 2,893,947 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #6 | triad summoning scroll | 1,480 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |