| #210 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 14 |
| #85 | Orcish frat-paddle | 69 |
| #80 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #316 | black snowcone | 11 |
| #83 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 50 |
| #245 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
| #98 | bottle of whiskey | 680 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #903 | club necklace | 8 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #13 | disease | 6,147 |
| #309 | empty blowgun | 7 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #19 | fake fake vomit | 980 |
| #143 | flaregun | 112 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1001 | knuckle sandwich | 11 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #22 | pirate pelvis | 240 |
| #84 | pirate shirt | 24 |
| #785 | pretty flower | 50 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #245 | solid gold pegleg | 17 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #105 | useless powder | 2,858 |
| #37 | whiskey and cola | 100 |
| #21 | whiskey and soda | 100 |
| #15 | whiskey bittersweet | 25 |