| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #248 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #353 | fake fake vomit | 91 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #399 | penguin skin | 159 |
| #774 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 10 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #97 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 3 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
Wow, that's 292 items total!
what items are this player missing?