| #289 | Cloaca grenade | 60 |
| #443 | Cloaca-Cola | 80 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #209 | Crimboween memo | 40 |
| #1844 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #1099 | Daffy Taffy | 20 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #195 | Dyspepsi grenade | 70 |
| #595 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 100 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #32 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 60 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2997 | badass belt | 15 |
| #2384 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #706 | candy cane | 51 |
| #320 | chaos butterfly | 778 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #312 | eggnog | 56 |
| #397 | fruitcake | 55 |
| #502 | gingerbread bugbear | 47 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #888 | plot hole | 20 |
| #521 | probability potion | 60 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |