| #1368 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #996 | Cloaca-Cola | 13 |
| #455 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #396 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #270 | Dyspepsi grenade | 51 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #174 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #899 | ball | 6 |
| #188 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #2743 | candy cane | 6 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #15 | iron pasta spoon | 1,250 |
| #1986 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #709 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1663 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #989 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #2243 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1664 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2022 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1396 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1630 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 15 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #617 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 15 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #207 | toy train | 10 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #185 | yo-yo | 162 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |