| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #996 | Cloaca-Cola | 13 |
| #455 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #270 | Dyspepsi grenade | 51 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #175 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #958 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #15 | iron pasta spoon | 1,250 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #706 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #1498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1178 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 15 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #617 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 15 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #207 | toy train | 10 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #186 | yo-yo | 162 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |