| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #197 | 30669 scroll | 59 |
| #197 | 33398 scroll | 107 |
| #333 | 334 scroll | 17 |
| #576 | 8-ball | 35 |
| #255 | acid-squirting flower | 14 |
| #140 | acoustic guitarrr | 32 |
| #334 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 44 |
| #189 | ancient frozen dinner | 12 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #76 | antique greaves | 147 |
| #87 | antique helmet | 130 |
| #293 | antique packet of ketchup | 4 |
| #82 | antique shield | 141 |
| #96 | antique spear | 132 |
| #688 | awful poetry journal | 82 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #72 | bird rib | 37 |
| #85 | bone rattle | 37 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #197 | cool whip | 29 |
| #929 | yo | 9 |