| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #860 | box of sunshine | 315 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #156 | hypodermic needle | 10 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #637 | orange | 8 |
| #506 | papaya | 22 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |