Mr Haiku

RankItemQuantity
#187delicious salad261
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2146stuffed gray blob3
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#1499tiny plastic Felonia3
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#2163tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#1469tiny plastic Iiti Kitty5
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#2121tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#2056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#1763tiny plastic XXX pr0n4
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2767tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#2159tiny plastic drunk goat3
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#2789tiny plastic goth giant2
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#1719tiny plastic handsome mariachi4
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#2176tiny plastic scary clown3
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#2766tiny plastic topiary golem2
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2193tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#2700tiny plastic whitesnake2
#2166tiny plastic zmobie3

Wow, that's 368 items total!

what items are this player missing?