| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #425 | baconstone | 19 |
| #87 | baconstone bracelet | 10 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #209 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 8 |
| #457 | bottle of tequila | 44 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #291 | tequila sunrise | 3 |