| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #56 | Cloaca grenade | 255 |
| #238 | Cloaca-Cola | 169 |
| #97 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 34 |
| #121 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 6 |
| #29 | Dyspepsi grenade | 308 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 126 |
| #129 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 22 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |