Tsar Vandall

RankItemQuantity
#1088Imp Ale44
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#499Knob Goblin pants14
#848Lord of the Flies-sized fries2
#435Mad Train wine225
#458beer helmet5
#383bejeweled pledge pin9
#334blue striped oyster egg13
#791bugbear beanie3
#252bullet-proof corduroys17
#422bum cheek31
#355burst hellseal brain13
#689chef's hat6
#16chocolate seal-clubbing club175
#134dented harmonica26
#1151designer handbag1
#366dirty hobo gloves61
#1533disco mask2
#248distressed denim pants14
#578draggin' ball hat6
#568eXtreme scarf3
#517filthy knitted dread sack7
#685giant needle21
#393goat beard11
#21grass whistle7
#8guard turtle collar283
#4guard turtle shell1,191
#272hellseal claw96
#225hellseal whisker96
#52mummy wrapping805
#273oversized pipe19
#350reinforced beaded headband8
#1491roll of toilet paper15
#366round purple sunglasses10
#265shredded hellseal hide19
#1945stuffed Baron von Ratsworth13
#7011stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#2298stuffed Meat8
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#3340stuffed astral badger13
#7027stuffed baby gravy fairy3
#6180stuffed cocoabo4
#1169stuffed crazy bastard sword4
#6372stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#4952stuffed frozen gravy fairy7
#5752stuffed hand turkey5
#1807stuffed key11
#1143stuffed martini5
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#3073stuffed mink1
#2028stuffed monocle12
#4963stuffed scary death orb7
#2712stuffed shoulder parrot5
#4602stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#6909stuffed snowy owl3
#4053stuffed spooky gravy fairy10
#129stuffed spooky mushroom56
#6927stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#1901stuffed teddy butler14
#2575stuffed tin of caviar5
#5320stuffed undead elbow macaroni6
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#266torn hellseal sinew19
#590viking helmet10

Wow, that's 3,522 items total!

what items are this player missing?