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\nThose with slightly broader horizons know that the quality of a drink isn't measured solely in how bad a hangover it gives you, but how good it makes you feel. A drink that causes instant vomiting, for example, is more useful in Poison Control than in a bar. The Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster gives you all of the pleasant effects of alcohol, while shunting most of the nasty aftereffects to a parallel you in another dimension.

\nJust know that any time you drink one, there's a decent chance a parallel you in another dimension is drinking one, too. Mwa-ha-ha.","type","booze","itemclass","","candiscard",true,"cantransfer",false,"quest","gift","smith","cook","cocktail","jewelry","hands",1,"multiuse","sellvalue",200,"power",0,"quest2","mrstore","plural","Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters","ambiguous","missing",{"_16":46,"_18":59,"_20":60},1250,{"_22":61,"_11":62,"_25":63,"_27":64,"_29":65,"_31":66,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":36,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":38,"_45":46,"_47":38,"_48":51,"_50":51,"_52":38,"_53":38,"_54":67,"_56":38,"_57":38},3671,"Uncle Crimbo's Rations","crimbotin",910986160,"This is a festive red-and-green tin full of the rations that Uncle Crimbo stockpiled in his fallout shelter. If you like the same food and drink Uncle Crimbo likes, you're in for a real culinary treat.

\nAs well as either liver failure, a coronary infarction, or both. Happy Crimbo!","use","Tins of Uncle Crimbo's Rations",{"_16":69,"_18":70,"_20":71},5,97,{"_22":72,"_11":73,"_25":74,"_27":75,"_29":76,"_31":32,"_33":77,"_35":38,"_37":36,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":38,"_45":46,"_47":38,"_48":51,"_50":51,"_52":38,"_53":38,"_54":78,"_56":38,"_57":38},5026,"breaded beer","juice",710352481,"What do you get when you take a beer that's almost as dense as a loaf of bread already and dissolve a loaf of bread in it?

You get beer you could almost make a sandwich with, that's what.\n","beer","glasses of breaded beer",{"_16":80,"_18":81,"_20":82},3,209,{"_22":83,"_11":84,"_25":85,"_27":86,"_29":87,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":36,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":38,"_45":46,"_47":38,"_48":51,"_50":51,"_52":38,"_53":38,"_54":88,"_56":38,"_57":38},5025,"cranberry schnapps","shot",332608358,"This is a drink that you'd think was already in the Kingdom of Loathing, but you'd be wrong. It wasn't before now, and now it is.

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They save money on nametags that way.\n

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#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#116	decanter of fine Scotch	2
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#64	marshmallow flambé	7
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#50	soy cordial	8
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