| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #981 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #153 | Ram's Face Lager | 352 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #374 | big red clown nose | 15 |
| #456 | bloody clown pants | 10 |
| #2736 | box of sunshine | 35 |
| #1473 | candy cane | 21 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1396 | clown hammer | 6 |
| #166 | clown shoes | 22 |
| #351 | clown skin | 17 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #15 | enchantlers | 37 |
| #323 | foolscap fool's cap | 9 |
| #432 | long skinny balloon | 13 |
| #48 | ram horns | 251 |
| #53 | ram stick | 182 |
| #75 | ram-battering staff | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |