| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #211 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 23 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1382 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #499 | black snowcone | 5 |
| #369 | blue snowcone | 32 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #812 | box of sunshine | 346 |
| #1934 | brick | 5 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1119 | clown hammer | 14 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1139 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #1009 | fake fake vomit | 22 |
| #1270 | fake hand | 8 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #385 | green snowcone | 27 |
| #1438 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #1128 | joybuzzer | 15 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1228 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #43 | mugcake | 1,000 |
| #381 | orange snowcone | 39 |
| #1082 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 17 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #386 | purple snowcone | 38 |
| #378 | red snowcone | 31 |
| #1196 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1473 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #1604 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1837 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #960 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1285 | whoopie cushion | 11 |
| #1613 | wind-up chattering teeth | 5 |
| #1041 | yellow snowcone | 24 |