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| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
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| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1011 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
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| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
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| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
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| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
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| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
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| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
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| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
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| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
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| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
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| #1232 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
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| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
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