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| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
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| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
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| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
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| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
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| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
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| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2129 | barrrnacle | 1 |
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| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
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| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
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| #1053 | box | 1 |
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| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
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| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
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| #1030 | cast | 1 |
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| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
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| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |