The Amazing Nostril

RankItemQuantity
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#956bubbly potion1
#969cloudy potion1
#964dark potion1
#947effervescent potion1
#958fizzy potion1
#938milky potion1
#912murky potion1
#1031roll of toilet paper43
#942smoky potion1
#928swirly potion1
#634toast1,328

Wow, that's 1,386 items total!

what items are this player missing?