| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #405 | BRICKO brick | 10 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #383 | blue pixel | 160 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #1021 | bottle of whiskey | 8 |
| #4829 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #443 | disco mask | 69 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1543 | fake hand | 3 |
| #71 | fake plastic grass | 23 |
| #46 | funky junk key | 2 |
| #22 | grass blade | 8 |
| #38 | grass hat | 4 |
| #22 | grass skirt | 8 |
| #650 | green pixel | 42 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #575 | helmet turtle | 61 |
| #1383 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 9 |
| #516 | ice-cold Willer | 75 |
| #781 | ice-cold fotie | 11 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #136 | kumquat | 15 |
| #677 | little paper umbrella | 30 |
| #81 | mariachi pants | 432 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #344 | pasta spoon | 78 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #344 | ravioli hat | 83 |
| #122 | seal tooth | 238 |
| #409 | seal-clubbing club | 82 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #486 | stolen accordion | 75 |
| #1323 | toast | 333 |
| #472 | turtle totem | 76 |
| #87 | wad of dough | 1,177 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #220 | white pixel | 195 |
| #99 | worthless gewgaw | 125 |
| #130 | worthless knick-knack | 118 |
| #74 | worthless trinket | 200 |